Monday, November 2, 2009

Cough Cough Halloween

I am pissed. I was sick for my first Halloween in college. No costume parties this year. Strangely, I had an inkling to go trick or treating. It wasn't weird that I went trick or treating last year was it?

Also, I don't know if you guys know but some guys wanted a holiday just for the guys, like a Valentines day for dudes, so they invented Steak and Blowjob Day, but if you asked me Halloween has always been a holiday for the guys. It's the one day girls are allowed to dress slutty (no offense, really) and not get evil eye for it. You know: nurse slut, devil slut, french maid slut, and the cool thing is every year a new kind of slut gets added; last year it was pirate slut and this year was vampire sluts. The one decent thing from Twilight.

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